Green Pabst in Cans by Dr. Juiced

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        I am Slammed.

        Slammed I am.

        That Slammed-I-am!

        That Slammed-I-am!

        I do not like that Slammed-I-am!

        Do you like Green Pabst in cans?

        I do not like it, Slammed-I-am.

        I do not like Green Pabst in cans.

        Would you like it here or there?

        I would not like it here or there.

        I would not like it anywhere.

        I do not like Green Pabst in cans.

        I do not like it, Slammed-I-am.

        Would you like it on the house?

        Would you like it with a mouse?

        Would you drink it at Mock Crest?

        That's where Green Pabst is the BEST.

        I do not like it on the house.

        I do not like it with a mouse.

        I do not like it at Mock Crest.

        I do not like it; let it rest.

        I do not like it here or there.

        I do not like it anywhere.

        I do not like Green Pabst in cans.

        I do not like it, Slammed-I-am.

        Would you like it in a box?

        Would you drink it with a fox?

        Not in a box.

        Not with a fox.

        Not on the house.

        Not with a mouse.

        I would not drink it here or there.

        I would not drink it anywhere.

        I would not drink Green Pabst in cans.

        I do not like it, Slammed-I-am.

        Would you? Could you? In a bar?

        Drink some! Then some! Have some more.

        I would not, could not, in a bar.

        You may like it.

        You will see.

        You may like it in a tree!

        I would not, could not in a tree.

        Not in a bar! It makes me pee.

        I do not like it in a box.

        I do not like it with a fox.

        I do not like it on the house.

        I do not like it with a mouse.

        I do not like it at Mock Crest.

        I do not like it, so let it rest.

        I do not like it here or there.

        I do not like it anywhere.

        I do not like Green Pabst in cans.

        I do not like it, Slammed-I-am.

        The Parrot! The  Parrot! The Parrot!

        Could you, would you, at the Parrot?

        Not at the Parrot! Not in a tree!

        Not in a bar! Slammed! Let me be!

        I would not, could not, in a box.

        I could not, would not, with a fox.

        I will not drink it with a mouse.

        I will not drink it on the house.

        I will not drink it here or there.

        I will not drink it anywhere.

        I do not drink Green Pabst in cans.

        I do not like it, Slammed-I-am.

        Say! In the dark?

        Here in the dark!

        Would you, could you, in the darK?

        I would not, could not, in the dark.

        Would you, could you, with a carrot?

        I would not, could not, with a carrot.

        Not in the dark. Not at the Parrot.

        Not in a bar. Not in a tree.

        I do not like it, Slammed, you see.

        Not on the house. Not in a box.

        Not with  mouse. Not with a fox.

        I will not drink it here or there.

        I do not like it anywhere!

        You do not like Green Pabst in cans?

        I do not like it, Slammed-I-am.

        Could you, would you, with a goat?

        I would not, could not, with a goat!

        Could you, would you, on a boat?

        I could not, would not, on a boat.

        I will not, will not, with a goat.

        I will not drink it in the rain.

        I will not drink it on  rain.

        Not in the dark. Not in a tree.

        Not in a bar! You let me be!

        I do not drink like it in a box

        I do not like it with a fox.

        I will not drink it on the house.

        I do not like itwith a mouse.

        I do not like it here or there.

        I do not like it ANYWHERE!

        I do not like Green Pabst in cans!

        I do not like it, Slammed-I-am.

        You do not like it.

        So you say.

        Try it! Try it!

        And you may.

        Try it and you may, I say.

        Slammed!

        If you will let me be,

        I will try it. You will see.

        Say!

        I like Green Pabst in cans!

        I do! I like it, Slammed-I-am!

        And I would drink it in a boat.

        And I would drink it with a goat...

        And I will drink it in the rain.

        And in the dark. And on a train.

        And in a bar. And in a tree.

        It's really good, so good, you see.

        So I will drink it in a box.

        And I will drink it with a fox

        And I will drink it on the house.

        And I will drink it with a mouse.

        And I will drink it at Mock Crest.

        That's where Green Pabst is simply BEST.

        And I will drink it here and there.

        Say! I will drink it ANYWHERE!

        I do so like Green Pabst in cans!

        Thank you! Thank you, Slammed-I-am.